Forced religion

When a person of dominance such as a Ruler of a country or just your parents force you to be religious and practice religious beliefes.

Karoline: What are you doing on Sunday?
Noah: I have to go to Church..
Karoline: But you dont believe in god?!
Noah: Well, my parents forced me into religion
Karoline: Damn Forced Religion!

by Karobunny January 9, 2012

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004

religion

An institution that has actually CONVINCED people, many of them reasonably inteligent adults, that there is an invisible man...living in the sky...watching everything you do, every minute of every day. And that the invisible man has a special list of ten things he DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO!!
Furthermore, if you do any of these things, he has a special place, where there is fire and smoke and torture and anguish, and it is there he will send YOU, where you will burn and scream and choke and cry and suffer forever and ever, UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

But he loves you.

As good as government is at the bullshit game, it doesn't hold a candle to religion

by Rakeman October 1, 2005

religion

The political manipulation of superstition.

Our religion is better than yours. Our bombs are holy bombs.

by F5 F5 F5 November 20, 2006

religion

see: waste of time

Religion is a waste of time.

by Pete January 14, 2004

religion

Bull shit and a complete waste of time. The ultimate social tool; convincing people that there is someone constantly watching them and they will be punished for everything in the end. Provides a guideline for life for people who can't think for themselves. Provides a precise moral handbook (yes, it literally is a book- because all the lessons that life has to offer can be condensed into book), for people who think life is just easier when there is a clear-cut right and wrong. Brainwashes people. Gives people an excuse to avert their eyes from reality. Allows people to justify anything in the world under the guise of righteousness. Helps people who can't handle the truth get through the day. A massive lie that people waste their entire lives on. Responsible for destroying countless cultures and killing millions of people. Now remember, Jesus saves...

Religion is holding everyone back.

by Evil Nemo July 17, 2004