Wayne Rooney

The Future aka GOD.

Ugly or fat, who cares?

He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone

by G August 7, 2003

wayne rooney

An English 20years old liverpudlian
man united's star player
England's talesmen
n future legend of football

ladies i present a footballing genius wayne rooney

by lyrical August 4, 2006

Rooney

A rooney (noun)
Is another word for a hair transplant and was derived from English footballer/donkey/ogre Wayne Rooney having a hair transplant in 2011

Dave: "OI! CARL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Carl: "I didn't want to be bald so I had a Rooney"

by whiteboy1010 September 18, 2011

P-Ronee!

A slang Term for pepperroni!

Can i get a Slice of P-Ronee!

by Crosby King May 14, 2008

rooney

An ass crease left on a leather sofa preferbly - or similar materials. Also see 'wet rooney'

That fat guy left a huge rooney on the sofa...

by ali wahab April 4, 2007

Rooney

A goal, a feat performed by kicking a football into the net.

"Dad look what I can do!" *kid kicks football into net* "I got a Rooney."

by f00k July 24, 2007

Rooney

When a girl you are hooking up gets completely naked and mounts you - but proceeds to only give you a handjob followed by a blowjob.

Brad was excited when she took all her clothes off, but was very disappointed when all he received was a Rooney.

Graham: That girl seemed slutty, you close the deal?
Brad: Nah, I thought so, but I guess she is only cool with slangin' out Rooneys.

by CharleysNinja July 25, 2011