piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.

Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.

by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006

Beer Rating

The number of beers you would have to drink before a slampiece is fuckable
1 being the best, 10 being the worst

That slampiece's beer rating is like a 3

by Mac20 December 9, 2010

Rated 17+

Games played by children with horrible parents who's ages range from 6-13. These children want to feel "cool" but really end up like faggots because they talk about it in real life.

Cod, gta, etc.

"YO I JUST GOT 10PRESTIGE ON BLACK OPS BECAUSE I HACKED IT CAUSE I COOL BROOOOOO"

Rated 17+

by This is a little child January 5, 2013

spin rating

A guage of a girls sexiness, the more you can spin her on your "tripod" the better.

Sit on this n spin like a twister, doll - if you're good, you'll get a spin rating of 10

by ChiefGeek June 11, 2007

Rated X

Hottest Rap group outta West Philly High

Impac, Knyghtmare, and D8E are in Rated X

by Pac Dollaz January 11, 2005

I rate it

It’s kinda like I support that but not really. I rate that = i back that.

Jard: Did you hear Tom said somthing ballsy? I rate it
Raghav: Good job on your good grade, Jard, I rate it!

by macrocrystalline October 21, 2021

gangsta rating

a rating that goes up each time you do something gangsta

person 1: "imma beat your ass"
person 2: "dawg your gangsta rating just went up boiiiii"

by gangstagangsta092 July 21, 2007