Imagine a game of soccer.
Now take the following steps to reduce the skill as much as possible;
1) Remove the crossbar, so the ball can be kicked 10 meters over the opponents heads and still be a goal.
2) Reward the players with 1/6th of a goal for missing the target.
3) Remove the offside rule, so the forwards literally just stand around in front of their oppositions' goal and wait for someone to kick the ball to them.
4) Allow players to use their hands to catch and punch the ball.
5) Carrying on from point 4), give a player a free kick every time they catch the ball.
6) Change the shape of the ball so that it can travel further when kicked. This will help reduce the amount of passing ( = teamwork) needed to get the ball from one end of the field to another.
7) Remove all strategy. Make supporters so dumb that they actually *complain* when teams employ basic tactics such as flooding the defence, holding up the ball to look for a decent pass and running the clock down while keeping possession at the end of a match.
Now add some silly and fairly arbitary rules such as;
1) It is against the rules to push a player in the back, but it is allowed to run in from behind him, jump up, stick your knees into his back and catch the ball.
2) If you tackle (= bear hug & throw to the ground) a player, you get a free kick. Unless the umpire decides the tackled player did not have a chance to get rid of the ball before/while he was being tackled, in that case the umpire will bounce the ball instead. Unless in the course of the tackle you pushed him in the back - in that case he gets the free kick. Understand?
There you go, that is Australian Rules Football.
Now take the following steps to reduce the skill as much as possible;
1) Remove the crossbar, so the ball can be kicked 10 meters over the opponents heads and still be a goal.
2) Reward the players with 1/6th of a goal for missing the target.
3) Remove the offside rule, so the forwards literally just stand around in front of their oppositions' goal and wait for someone to kick the ball to them.
4) Allow players to use their hands to catch and punch the ball.
5) Carrying on from point 4), give a player a free kick every time they catch the ball.
6) Change the shape of the ball so that it can travel further when kicked. This will help reduce the amount of passing ( = teamwork) needed to get the ball from one end of the field to another.
7) Remove all strategy. Make supporters so dumb that they actually *complain* when teams employ basic tactics such as flooding the defence, holding up the ball to look for a decent pass and running the clock down while keeping possession at the end of a match.
Now add some silly and fairly arbitary rules such as;
1) It is against the rules to push a player in the back, but it is allowed to run in from behind him, jump up, stick your knees into his back and catch the ball.
2) If you tackle (= bear hug & throw to the ground) a player, you get a free kick. Unless the umpire decides the tackled player did not have a chance to get rid of the ball before/while he was being tackled, in that case the umpire will bounce the ball instead. Unless in the course of the tackle you pushed him in the back - in that case he gets the free kick. Understand?
There you go, that is Australian Rules Football.
by Petszk October 19, 2005
Get the Australian Rules football mug.australian rules football can be described as the most skilless and effiminate form of football. Supporters are Australian possessing an IQ well below the requirements for basic shoe lace tying. Supporters are easily brainwashed by the AFL into thinknig that the sport is the most skillfull and physically tough sports around. In reality it possesses none of the skills and fancy footwork used in football, none of the physical strength toughness and fast hands needed for both forms of rugby.
Game is best described as: a bunch of sweaty blokes humping each other to the ground to get a touch of the oppositions arse and balls.
Game is best described as: a bunch of sweaty blokes humping each other to the ground to get a touch of the oppositions arse and balls.
australian rules football= winter training for cricket
Tool: Bro lets watch a game of footy.
Real Auuseie: Fu.ck of back to melbourne you poof!
Tool: Bro lets watch a game of footy.
Real Auuseie: Fu.ck of back to melbourne you poof!
by muzza_#1 November 10, 2005
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a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009
Get the stoner rules mug.A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.
TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.
TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.
Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)
Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins
Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)
Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins
Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.
by The Flugas March 9, 2009
Get the beach rules mug.Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.
Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.
Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.
ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
Get the Screw the Rules, I Have Money! mug.The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
by Narragansett2k15 March 9, 2015
Get the Cool kid rules mug.a very poor uncompeditive excuse for a game where gay or very feminine excuses for men squeeze into tight shorts and gay little singlets .during game play they kick the ball and jump like girls to catch the ball and aim to get the ball between four posts. if the player misses the middle posts but gets the 2 outer posts they get points for missing the main points.this game is so popular it is played in australia and has no international games between countries only a silly cross between gaelic and gayfl football.unlike the much more enjoyable rugby league which has an international fan base countries that play league are as follows ,new zealand ,england,wales,scotland,ireland,tonga ,fiji, france, papua new guenea ,russia has a small comp the us is growing into a good comp.all of these nations might not be able to compete with australia new zealand great britan but they do play the game.gayfl is the worst game in the world equal only with soccer
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS
real men play league girls, sooks, dickheads,gays play afl
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game
by dazza1 July 2, 2006
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