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Speed Ricer

The driver of a modified car (usually an import) who thinks his "badass" car is as tricked out as Speed Racer's 'Mach 5' in the 1960's cartoon series.

See ricer.
"Go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go!!"
by Strife_07 September 11, 2007
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nazilow riders

A white gang that started in the late 1970's In californias Youth correctional facilities and spread across the country in the 1990's
Nazilow riders started In southern cali
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
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Sonic Riders

New Sonic racing game in which characters are on hoverboards.
-I played Sonic Riders before.
-It's not even out, dipshit.
by Maxima Cortez September 18, 2005
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joan rivers

A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.
Dude 1: "She judges everyone!". Dude 2: "Well what did you expect, she's a total Joan Rivers".
by LoonyLana March 18, 2013
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ricer flyby

What a Civic does once he's been owned.
I had a couple of greyhounds on the Civic when he pulled his little ricer flyby.
by Nismo October 12, 2003
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Ricer Doorbell

Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking on the door upon arriving at another person's domicile, the ricer will instead rev the engine of their unnecessarily loud Honda, Toyota, or Mitsubishi.
Person 1:Did you hear that shit? Some ricer is just revving his motor in your neighbor's driveway

Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.

Person 1: What a douchebag
by JohnnyRicer April 9, 2010
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Ricer

A small vehicle that's big on ignorance. Usually laden with asinine "mods", like garish plastic ground effects that were never painted to match the rest of the car, a giant whale-tail even though it's front-wheel-drive, and a fart-can whose sound encourages everyone to turn and laugh at the driver.

This phenomenon is sad, really. It may have resulted from the fact that stupid consumers flocked to front-wheel drive, despite the fact that these cars handle like a sled on concrete and AREN'T WORTH MODIFYING.
Back in our parents' day, kids would save up to buy an old Chevelle and work on it until it was a V-8 powerhouse.

Today, most of that demographic has been replaced with spoiled brats who think they can buy performance in the form of stickers and a subwoofer. Instead of wasting their money on these laughable ricers, they could have scoped out Auto Trader for a great muscle car and owned a classic.
by Information Central March 9, 2004
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