A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.The ontological status of spacetime. Relativity brilliantly describes gravity as the curvature of a 4D spacetime continuum. The hard problem: Is this mathematical model—a static, geometric "block universe" where past, present, and future equally exist—a true picture of reality? If so, it obliterates free will and the passage of time as illusions. Or is it just a fantastically useful computational tool for predicting how things move and age relative to each other? We're forced to choose: either accept a frozen, deterministic cosmos that feels nothing like our lived experience, or admit our best theory of gravity describes relationships, not fundamental reality.
Example: According to relativity, from a god's-eye view, your birth, you reading this, and your death are all just fixed points in the spacetime block, like cities on a map. The hard problem: Your undeniable, visceral experience is of a flowing "now." Is that feeling a complete fiction generated by your brain? If spacetime is real, then the future is already "out there," waiting. This makes physics philosophically intolerable for most people, suggesting the theory may be a powerful instrumental description, not a literal metaphysical truth. But what, then, is gravity actually doing? Hard Problem of Relativity.
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Get the Hard Problem of Relativity mug.The art of exploiting the warped relationship between space and time described by Einstein's theories for practical gain. It means deliberately using time dilation (where time slows down near massive objects or at high speeds) for purposes like extended travel or computing, manipulating gravitational lensing for perfect telescopes, or leveraging frame-dragging effects for energy generation. This isn't just observing relativity; it's putting it on the payroll, turning the universe's stretching of spacetime into a utility. It's the ultimate hack for a species tired of being a slave to a single, universal clock.
Example: "The rich tourists don't just visit the black hole; they use relativity harnessing. They park their yacht in a close, stable orbit where time crawls, party for a subjective week, and return to find a century has passed and their compound interest has turned them into trillionaires."
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Get the Relativity Harnessing mug.The idea that an individual, organization, or state possesses a limited degree of freedom, but this freedom is always conditional and exists within a web of external constraints, dependencies, and coercive influences. You have the illusion of choice, but your options are pre-filtered by larger systems (economic, political, algorithmic). It's autonomy with an asterisk—you can steer, but the road, the map, and the destination are largely determined by forces beyond your control. Your "free will" is exercised within a heavily patrolled playground.
Theory of Relative Disautonomy Example: A social media influencer has Relative Disautonomy. They can choose what brand to promote or what political take to voice, but their entire livelihood depends on an algorithm's favor, advertiser sentiment, and platform rules that can change overnight. They are free to dance, but only on a platform owned by someone else, who can pull the trapdoor at any time.
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