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quadratic formula

ex equals the opposite of B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four AC all over two A (to the tune of the mulbary bush the monkey chases the weasle)
quadratic formula--->
x = -B(+/-)(squaroot of:)(b^2 - 4AC)
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2A
when the equation is
0=Ax^2 + Bx + C
by mathfreakazoid December 28, 2005
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quarantine

Slang for mid to high grade cannabis flowers intended for smoking. Quarantine never refers to kif, hash, vegetable cannabis matter (I.E. leaves, stems, seeds,), or any form of cannabis intended to be ingested such as but not limited to hash brownies or cannabutter.
Hey man lets go smoke some of that quarantine.
by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008
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Quarantinos

Collective name to people who have self isolated during the Covid 19 pandemic to decrease the spread of the virus.
Let’s all be good quarantinos and stay the fuck home so we can get back to normal life sooner.
by PhoenixNC72 March 23, 2020
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Quarantined

I was quarantined now I am an alcoholic
by Bsg7rah1 April 4, 2020
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Quarantitties

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"
by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020
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Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020
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