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Bryan Peralta

Fat
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes

It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage

Someone who is retarded

Has a below average intelegence

usually harasses women to get their social media

Blames women for his social failiures
Damn, Bryan Peralta is a fat ass

Bryan Peralta ate my fucking food again
by Donavan Williamsburg May 17, 2019
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Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
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The mental state of being unable to start any individual task because one's "to do" list is so overwhelming. Instead, the person suffering from this condition can only sit there in a position of miserable futility, unwilling to begin so as to delay the increased feelings of hopelessness in their short-term future, knowing that try as they might, a morning's work (with no breaks) will barely a make a dent in their ridiculously excessive list of jobs and, by lunch-time, they'll feel no more satisfied than at present.
Dev: "You started that report yet? It's due Friday." Sandy: "I can't get going. I've got workload paralysis."
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Paralyzed Bro

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.
Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010
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paralola

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.
I got paralolad last night!
by Afashaw March 6, 2017
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Paralies

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.
The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.
by enslavedorator May 6, 2018
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parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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