Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023

problemtunity

An offer presented to an employee, usually by a manager, which is an unwanted task outside the scope of the employee's normal job function that will cause much confusion and anxiety and never reward him the recognition he deserves anyway.

"Ron, are you busy? I need your help with something...I have a problemtunity, if you will..."

by Ron Crawley May 15, 2006

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

You problem

A problem that doesn't not effect me or my peers, and issues that must be solved by the person(s) involved

"I need a ride to work" well that sounds like a you problem

by the original simpy40 January 27, 2017

problemattic

an attic that is impossible to get into and full of filth if you actually can get into it

dad: try again, son
son: do you know what this is, dad? (pointing upwards)
dad: its the attic
son: wrong. its a problemattic

by document handling bastard September 26, 2005

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009