putin-punt

1) verb - to kick a girl as hard as you can in her vagina

2) noun - When Putin punts.

George: I totally putin-punted my ex gf last night! Ted: DUDE, LOL.

by dariuszjanos February 23, 2011

Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 09, 2020

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

me

Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.

i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 31, 2022

Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree March 06, 2005

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 21, 2019

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 09, 2018