pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.

Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???

by IdahoLee February 28, 2023

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Butt Pucker

An object or circumstance that causes intense fear or pain.

“That jump looks like a real butt pucker”

by Kojack Jo June 7, 2019

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

sympathy pucker

when you relay to your homie some bad news, and they pucker they ass sympathetically in shock.

can be a way of expressing empathy.

"Yo mang, my boy told me he had a run-in with a bear while camping. Gave the homie a sympathy pucker, but he still alive."

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age

Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now

by Cathy's peters wife April 4, 2017