Protein pearl

Meaty hair follicle.

Save this protein pearl as a souvenir

by Grim6891 April 16, 2023

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Protein

Vaping device

Wanna try my protein?

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Protein Shake

Cum, ejaculate

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.

by Park Here. May 1, 2021

Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...

Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.

by H slur May 11, 2022