procrastination

Probably what you're doing right now. (I am too.)

The biggest assignment of the course is due tomorrow and I haven't started but I'm doing this right now.

I hate procrastination.

by im procrastinating December 22, 2016

Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype February 06, 2018

procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.

by One little hellian February 14, 2017

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

procrastination station

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.

Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.

by mel22 July 03, 2007