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pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.
"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)
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pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction
dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner
by Jakoberr August 13, 2011
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Pressure

by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.
"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."
by dudeboyman February 26, 2010
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pressure washer

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.
Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer
by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010
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queer pressure

1. The act of a homosexual trying to get you to be just like him

2. The act of a homosezual trying to force you to engage in unusual sex.
Bob: Hi Fred. Wanna have some fun?

Fred: AHHHHHHH! Queer pressure! My dad already made me do it. Not again!
by Andrew Won June 10, 2007
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peer pressure

an all powerful force that keeps us from learning from other's mistakes
Jim's uncle died of lung cancer, but its just this once, and all of his friends are lighting up.
by lankybrown December 2, 2004
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