premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

That'll preach!

Something said in response to a quote or phrase when a sermon or a lecture can easily be made from it and it be accurate to scripture or text. Usually said in church when someone agrees with something the preacher says.

Man 1: "True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."

Man 2: "Amen! That'll preach!"

by Archer Thornwood. July 6, 2018

premartial sex

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

PrePac-attackulation

When playing Pac-man or Ms. Pac-man, right next to a Power Pellet, you sit and wait for a ghost to come. Right before the Ghost hits you, you go for the power pellet, and quickly turn back for the Ghost. However, in the rush of playing the game, you don't quite hit the power pellet, and instead get the pac-dots in front of it, and turn around straight into the Ghost. Most often experienced with beginner players, or the impatient.

Mark's such a noob, he was going on and on about getting pinkey, only to come up with a case of PrePac-attackulation

by PyroinTheFace September 15, 2010