First pronounced as such by Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Power 5 is a collection of the five most overused shock sites/images/gifs used on the internet today. They are: lemonparty (old man orgy), goatse (stretched asshole), meatspin (blurry gif of buttsecks), tubgirl (girl eating shit water from her anus), and hai2u (blowjob while vomiting). Once you have seen the Power 5, it can never be unseen again. If you compare it to the Pain Series or Offended however, the Power 5 will seem like child's play.
Bob just sent me a link to the Power 5, I need brain bleach now...
...5 minutes later
OH GOD THE PAIN SERIES NO NO NO!
...5 minutes later
OH GOD THE PAIN SERIES NO NO NO!
by An_Ediot November 6, 2011
Get the The Power 5mug. Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!
Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
by Power SHIT April 11, 2010
Get the Power Shittermug. The gift Vince McMahon has given to his son-in-law, Triple H. These powers allow him to retain and hold championships for long periods of time. They also give him the power to control RAW.
BAH GAWD!!! Damn Triple H and his DAMN backstage powers!!! - J.R.
How did Triple H beat Randy Orton?
Backstage Powers.
How did Triple H beat Randy Orton?
Backstage Powers.
by Jorgey March 5, 2005
Get the backstage powersmug. A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
by Brian September 8, 2006
Get the power lunchmug. Not to be confused with a "top" in homosexual sex, a "power top" is rougher, faster, harder, and oftentimes relentless in penetrating the receiver.
John's ex-boyfriend, Alex, was a top and gentle when penetrating him, but John's new boyfriend is a power top and penetrates him very rough, fast, and hard as a jack hammer.
by alleninseattle February 1, 2009
Get the power topmug. Power playing occurs in role playing, and it's when you control someone else's character, as well as your own, without the other person's permission
Say that I play Bob, and someone else is Susie.
Bob watched Susie as she started to walk away. he ran up to her, the girl of his dreams, and yelled, "SUSIE, DON"T LEAVE ME!" She turned around, and glared at him, with resentment in her eyes, before walking up to him, slapping him, and then walking away again
As you can see, if this were a post, I'd be typing Bob's actions, as well as Susie's. The fact that I'm typing Susie's actions is power playing
Bob watched Susie as she started to walk away. he ran up to her, the girl of his dreams, and yelled, "SUSIE, DON"T LEAVE ME!" She turned around, and glared at him, with resentment in her eyes, before walking up to him, slapping him, and then walking away again
As you can see, if this were a post, I'd be typing Bob's actions, as well as Susie's. The fact that I'm typing Susie's actions is power playing
by Shizune May 2, 2008
Get the power playingmug. A successful masturbatory session lasting less than 10 minutes, typically performed between other daily activities and before dates or other outings to brighten one's mood, release sexual tension, quell boredom, kill time, calm the nerves, get a healthy glow going, or for any number of other reasons.
James used his fifteen to grab a power fap and buy a soda before returning to work.
After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.
Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.
After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.
Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.
by buttcheeks_mcgee October 14, 2009
Get the power fapmug.