Mike and Mark Points

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009

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Brownie Points

Points amassed through doing things you don't want to do with your wife/girlfriend that can be used to purchase anal sex.

Last month I went to the garden show with her and this month we're having her parents over for dinner. I'm pretty sure I've got enough brownie points to have her ass everyday for a week!

by Mr. Chad March 22, 2010

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In college football, Style Points are needed to succeed in the BCS. When wins and losses can't decide where teams should be ranked, style points are needed to break ties. This term was coined by BCS voters and first widely used by Florida coach Urban Meyer after receiving few Style Points while playing a tough schedule.

Southern Cal, Michigan, and Florida all have a shot at the national title game, but USC's Style Points will put USC ahead.

by Brett Lackey December 6, 2006

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man points

Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

-Dude, I totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-Wow, you really earned some major man points.

by katelynamelia April 20, 2006

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