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poopus interruptus

when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business
he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.
by elKeitho June 7, 2016
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Adult Popsickle

1) A standard popsickle dipped into a glass of hard liquor.

2) Cock.
1) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

2) You can't handle this adult popsickle!
by The Popsickle Man June 16, 2009
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Iron Popsicle

A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis, she is sucking on an "iron popsicle."
My boyfriend and I had sex while i was on my period. Later when we went to bed i decided to suck on his penis a bit without thinking of the period-sex we had earlier and had myself an iron popsicle.
by Sriz July 12, 2009
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Floppy Popsicle

The end result of busting a mega nut. One's wiener state after launching a big wad.
I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!
by Lil Larton November 13, 2009
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nutella pops

A sexual act where oral sex is initiated by the use of nutella on the male genitals and cleaned off by a female or male if you swing that way....
Man, her mouth is so open...she wants some nutella pops!
by Rook83 September 21, 2011
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Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.
Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..
by titty_bitch August 18, 2016
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hey pops

The best way to greet a patriarchal figure.
Hey pops, I’m just eating my cats tight ass.
by NiggerLickinJoe April 24, 2018
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