Pooter

A sexy ass nigga named D'Ovionne aka Dee aka Posted aka Mr. Stealyogirl

omg look girl there go Pooter fine ass

by OtgDee October 22, 2019

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pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

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pooter wheel

A very lazy and ugly dog

That is one ugly pooter wheel

by Jr bobster May 3, 2018

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pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016

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Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.

HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!

by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018

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An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

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