pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

poopitage

The act of (either purposefully or accidentally) clogging the toilet, but removing any evidence of the clog. This leaves the clog for the next person that uses the toilet.

Dammit! All I did was piss in the toilet, but it won't flush! Somebody poopitaged me!!

by Jsheezymyneezy March 26, 2017

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

poopinmybut

A person who is very retarded and or 4 years old usually being very unattractive and annoying

Man, he was a poopinmybut

by Deckmazing1 May 24, 2018

Pooping

Pooping is reverse fucking yourself.

Guy1: My friend went to the bathroom, and took at long time to get back.
Guy2: He was properly pooping.

by KennenKamikaze July 15, 2018

poopnasium

The shitter, the throne room, a place to make poop and exercise tour bowel movements

I’ve had three cups of coffee this morning , I need to go work out in the poopnasium.

King Ralph’s poopnasium was adorned with a platinum toilet, a gold plated bidet and a servant girl to wipe his anus with silk cloth.

by Rashorama June 4, 2020

Poopigatethatasshole

When it is a complete necessary time to empty your bowels in self defense

I was in the gym locker room when a guy whips me with his towel, So I poopigatethatasshole all over him

by Jommy Evans October 26, 2020