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Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.
This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.
by CatchingRays February 28, 2025
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Purple Pootietential

Purple Pootie•tential

Describes the potential of black attractive women in an area.

Also describes an individuals potential attractiveness.
"Wow there is a lot of purple pootietential in this club"

"Damn she has a lot of purple pootietential, she is hot!"
by Jay & Travis - flagstaff July 6, 2009
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Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.
Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
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Manchester Poonited

A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
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After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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