hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Hokey Pokey

it IS what its all about

what if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?

by Webster Pappadapolis October 22, 2003

Pokey-Poke

To have a 'nooner' or a little somethin-somethin in the afternoon.

My coworker "T" went out at lunch for a little pokey-poke

by Sgt Hulka October 23, 2008

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

ponker

A very attractive girl/woman.

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"

by sparkneon October 7, 2005

pinkeye

a guy who has his eyes on a girl is said to be suffering from pinkeye in a similar fasion to how a girl gets cock in the eye

he's got a pretty bad case of pinkeye from that chick

by fkr July 30, 2003