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Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)
This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"
by KidSwagg October 29, 2010
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2 points

used to agree to something.

evolved from a basketball game. the free wasnt called, 2 points was called, didnt happen. it then followed a HEAVY package chop in the direction of the PE teacher.
eg no 1.
Browny: *whistle*
Pat: (looks up extremly fucked off and raises index and middle finger)"2 points?!"
Browny: *shakes head*
Pat: *raises both hands and motions down and chops down HARD on groin aiming in Browny's direction*

eg no 2.
Brett : i fucked some girl off vodaphone live HOOOII

Pat : really? 2 POINTS!
by Pmac April 23, 2006
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man points

This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"
by tiediedemon December 26, 2007
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pointy

(n) a biracial person; a person of mixed race (from "point 5", i.e., 50%), usually a person with one parent of African heritage and one parent of European heritage. Most often used in East African countries (Kenya, Uganda, etc.).
Axl didn't realize that Slash was a pointy when he hired him.
by d-cup November 5, 2011
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nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.
Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.
by tehboobinator May 2, 2006
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brownie points

Unexpected credit bestowed for a deed or action resulting in special favor of the recipient in the brownie point giver's eyes. Negative brownie points are also avaliable and can also deduct from the brownie point count (which is never really accurate in the first place).
Adriel tried to earn brownie points for prizes but soon discovered the joy in earning brownie points is that there are no prizes, only accumulating credit resulting in the warmed heart of his friends.
by Nicole Drinovsky November 6, 2008
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