laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

plips

combination of "pussy" and "lips"

That freak needs some cosmetic surgery because his grill is wak, looks like he's got some plips on his face.

by The Poops August 15, 2003

Plopsynopsis

When someone talks about complete crap.

I'm going to have to stop you there, you're talking complete plopsynopsis

by Sophizm October 23, 2007

Plopsicle

A frozen turd, especially a dog turd left in the snow.

Dude, your dog just left a giant plopsicle in the snow!

by Biff Spiff June 9, 2017

da plopster

It is da master if u pick a fight with dat Ting then u will die innit fam he knows all he can do anyting but no one can be like him becuz da plopster is me

Asznee:Yooooooo! da plopster is in town!
Big shaq: yooo that legend?
Asznee:ye
Big shaq:sik fam he more famous that me and u combined

by Da plopster March 11, 2018

Plopblock

Like cockblocking, but with poop.

If someone is trying to poop in a public restroom and someone else walks in, and the first person is unable to continue pooping until the other person leaves.

I got plopblocked when I heard someone walk into the bathroom.

I totally plopblocked that kid when I went to pee.

by figzah February 5, 2010

Plopcorn Fart

1. When you try to sneak out a little gas and end up releasing a small turd with it.

2. When you sit down on the toilet and fart out a little turd that splashes back at you.

1. "Dude, I gotta go change my pants - I just released a Plopcorn Fart!"

2. "Guess I better shower, I just got sprayed by a Plopcorn Fart."

by Urban-aight February 19, 2011