Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

da plopster

It is da master if u pick a fight with dat Ting then u will die innit fam he knows all he can do anyting but no one can be like him becuz da plopster is me

Asznee:Yooooooo! da plopster is in town!
Big shaq: yooo that legend?
Asznee:ye
Big shaq:sik fam he more famous that me and u combined

by Da plopster March 11, 2018

Propster

The term Propster refers to the place & method of searching for property. A Propster would also refer to one who is involved in or specializes in any aspect of property from buying, selling, letting, auctioning, developing and any other form of dealing with property.

I was trying to find a home to purchase and decided to Propster it online. I needed professional advice on selling my home and decided to call a Propster in my area.

by Oxfordonian March 2, 2009

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Propster

A person who creates their own character and style, while still maintaining the practices and looks of past and present fashionable trends. Unlike hipsters, propsters acknowledge and accept the fact that they are propsters. Also unlike hipsters, propsters are not prejudice towards people who only follow the mainstream, rather they help them realize their ignorance towards their own identity and character.

Ex. - While a hipster may refrain from listening to a certain band because of it's mainstream overpopularity, if the band has good intentions and is appealing, propsters are more than willing to support that band.

by Pappo_Bear December 15, 2014

poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019