pityriasis rosea

A relentless rash that envelops one's body for six to eight weeks, inducing fits of vomit upon anyone who sees it (including oneself) and taking over one's social life and sleeping patterns in the process. Fear it, embrace it, and don't piss it off. Is not contagious and usually affects young adults in order that their college experience be made as humiliating as possible.

is that 12 hickies on your neck?
no, it's pityriasis rosea.

by turtleneck August 6, 2005

pity points

Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.

Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.

by gman570 September 17, 2013

Pity Pussy

when your down or feeling sad or hurt, and you get all types of girls trying to help you,

facebook

Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,

Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby

Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)

James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy

by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010

putzy

1. to act ignorant or stupid when one should know the correct way to act.
2. the condition of being a putz.

Dude 1: "This dude once bought an ounce of oregano thinkin' it was weed!"
Dude 2: "That was pretty fuckin' putzy.. didn't he at least smell it first?"

"See that guy over there? He's the putzyiest motherfucker I've ever seen."

by GECMAN February 11, 2008

pity da fool

What Mr. T does before he knocks the criznap outta j00 sucka plz!

I pity da fool who don't come up in this hizzy to mess mah bling bling up.

by Linh March 6, 2003

Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.

Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!

by Felicific May 26, 2009

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009