Persian Complex

When a persian guy treats his girlfriend so well and does anything for her because he loves her so much that it comes off as being whipped. However, he isn't as he is still very sexually dominate and just comes off as whipped because he is so sweet

Stephen : Armin is whipped man
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then

by Edlarral November 24, 2016

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Persian Safai

he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops

We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room

by Froggy safai October 12, 2020

persian moustache

A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017

Persian Mongoose

When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.

Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."

by Aaron Nickelback April 22, 2017

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

Persian passing

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

by persianbaby June 14, 2018