when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻

by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021

Peesh

another word for the female genitalia.

did she really shoved that up her peesh

by calisto May 24, 2008

peesh

noun. Slang term for a female genitalia. (originated with polish displaced people (DPs) from concentration camps who moved to Chicago. pochwa = vagina)

My peesh really hurts from the yeast infection.

by BiPagan January 7, 2010

Pedestrian Shuffle

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.

While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.

by Drew.B February 11, 2009

Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

by jahina December 1, 2017

Red Sea Pedestrian

An obscure slur against Jews hinting at their escape from Egypt across, you guessed it, the Red Sea.

Malachi is such a Red Sea pedestrian.

by WFM60 September 7, 2009

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005