Pontius Pilot

A Pontius Pilot is someone flies planes and rides cocks.

Shayne is Pontius Pilot.

by PeterBirnie August 20, 2021

Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.

Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”

by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021

Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

by Crimez June 20, 2013

i WIll bE PilOt

the job all pakistan kid want to do until they get shot down and cry

person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot

by pagylolo October 21, 2020

air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard

Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die

by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020

professional armchair pilot

A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.

"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."

by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023

Pilot

1: The Operator of an Airborne Vehicle such as an Aircraft, Helicopter, Gyrocopter or Glider.

2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle

3: The First episode of a TV series

1: We are waiting for the Pilot to finish the Takeoff checks before we take off

2: I want to be a Pilot

3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?

by TrentH April 28, 2005