Serio Pedo

Literal translation "serious fart"
It's equivalent in English is "real shit"

Serio Pedo, you don't have no salsa, but you're serving tacos? or
My car just broke down dude, serio pedo.

by Cheymez May 24, 2017

Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.

"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."

by lordathe November 12, 2022

Extreme pedo

Someone that likes young girls even if their family

Dylan is an extreme pedo he likes his cousin

by Bls96 August 4, 2019

Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018

jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field

Have you seen Jordan the pedo

by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022