massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 29, 2017

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

Wacky Packages

A set of bubble gum card styled stickers produced by the Topps Chewing Gum company, with pictures of spoofed household products. A "non-sport" card. The concept later spawned Garbage Pail Kids.

Wacky Package spoofs include Mountain Goo, Dums (for the dummy), Duzn't Detergent, and Life Servers candy.

by Wacco February 7, 2004

Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 30, 2004

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010