leah patrykus

an actual dumbass.

wow leah patrykus is such a fucking tweak.

by breh_ October 8, 2019

at a bakery, about a pastry

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.

@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --

by Killenhersoftly December 1, 2011

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004

Coming out of the pantry

The lesbian equivalent to coming out of the closet.

When a girl admits shes a lesbian.

Guy-Should i ask Piper out?
Guy#2-Nahhhh man, shes coming out of the pantry tonight.

by CATday June 12, 2011

Rodgers Pastry

A person or animal that eats pubic hair in a pastry such as a cornish pasty or similar

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

pastry bagging

Act of jizzing in a condom after sexual intercourse,then after you have jizzed in the condom you proceed to tie off one end and squeeze the semen out onto your lovers face as if you were decorating a cake.

"Hey Matt,I took you advice and started pastry bagging that ho last night,she loved it"

by Plat247 April 16, 2008

coming out of the pantry

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.

"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

by johndough November 8, 2005