Stimulus package

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

package whackage

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands

Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage

by oXander_ December 19, 2016

BSG PACKAGES

Gold=Beautiful, Gorgeous, Wife Up
Silver=Fine, Average, Keep In Touch With
Bronze=Unattractive, OK, One Night Stand

Bro 1- Hey BSG BSG
Bro 2-She a gold package
BSG PACKAGES

by BSG Packages June 04, 2014

indian package

When a girl and a guy are having anal sex and the girl shits during. The result is a messy brown cocktail...

"Oh that hurts, shit i think i need a poo..."
"Oh don't worry ahhhhh fuck... your having an indian package"
"I think we need to break up"

by Scuba2steve June 23, 2007

Care Package

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

by Dargonball January 04, 2018

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 09, 2003

hot package

hot package.

any man, gay or straight, whose penis and testes are so large that they produce a visible bulge at the crotch through their pants.

Everytime I see him, my eyes wander down to his crotch...heh has such a hot package.

by philly demon July 29, 2011