Pythons

Another word for the gayest blow job.

Branklin has the best pythons. I know dog. Imma get one a phython right now!

by Crunchiest breakfast May 29, 2019

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.

Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Python 3.11.9

A version of Python that makes programmers hungry whilst coding in this version of Python, as it was first released right during the fasting month of Ramadan — i.e. on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024

I started coding in Python 3.11.9, and I swear it makes me so hungry every time I debug my code—maybe because it dropped during Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.

"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."

by cuspidor April 8, 2022

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017

python

a badass snake
also a neat way of speaking.

IM A PYTHON BITCH

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 14, 2017