Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwned

pwned originated long before warcraft, in a game called Quake.

I was playing Quake Team Fortress when I got pwned by a noob pyro throwing napalm everywhere. What's "warcraft?"

by foonilla February 26, 2011

pwned

the total shut down or extermination of another team.

we pwned them.ha they dont exist anymore

by deatny July 19, 2009

pwned

to totally kick somones ass.
to show you are the supperior one
BULLSEYE!!

Robin undoubtedly pwned Megan in hot crazy lovin.

I totally pwned your mom in bed last night.

by SyCo Roxxers ju May 15, 2005

bitch pwned

to be pwned like a bitch

andrew - hey mom drive me to the movies
mom - no
craig - BITCH PWNED!

brian - im great at skating
eric - no you suck
ryan- BITCH PWNED

by craig ownage September 11, 2009

w00t pwned

w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating

"Oh man did you see that?! Fred just hit Jack in the face with a cookie sheet!" "W00t Pwned!"

by vanmulk May 18, 2005

uber pwned

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.

"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."

by Dan the Man116 October 13, 2009