poopy hands

The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.

Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.

by gmoney422 May 20, 2016

Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019

shoopy poopy

1. Something you scream or yell when you forget what you were going to say.

2. A good name for a mop brand.

"So, I was about to- SHOOPY POOPY!"

by D_And_J January 16, 2014

poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.

Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.

by kmin July 4, 2010

poopydick

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

poopy butt

a butt with shit smeered on it

i forgot to wipe my ass

by poopy head May 26, 2003

poopy nelson

When a person poops into the shoe of another. It works best when the shoe is tall, so that the victim does not see their fate. Also known as "PN".

Ted gave Ronald gaybies, so Ronald poopy nelsoned Ted's favorite pair of rubber boots.

by Krypton Katalyst March 17, 2008