Booth Pigeon

A common occurrence in nightclubs where a gaggle of club-goers (usually female) blag their way into the DJ booth and then remain there for the rest of the night taking selfies of them with the DJ. These "booth pigeons" also have a tendency to snapchat 80% of their night (with the flash on) and have no personal friendship with the DJ, except for later on in the night where they will try to shag him so they can tweet about the following morning. An interesting phenomenon of booth pigeons is that they rarely ever dance, instead spending their time in the DJ booth jostling and flapping for the nearest position to the DJ so they can be seen by the club-goers who really don't give a shit that they're up there. Booth Pigeons are additionally so called because they are seen as unsavoury pests in the nightclub sphere.

"Maddie's such a booth pigeon - she only wants to be in the DJ booth so she can shag Jackmaster and get the official photographer to take pics of her."

"Don't booth pigeons realise that the DJ booth is the worst place in the club in terms of actually hearing the music?? ...oh wait, they don't give a shit about music"

by ransomofroses May 17, 2017

pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.

Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists

by I'm not o fucking Kay July 25, 2017

pigeon architect

A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.

The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.

by clipper678 March 22, 2017

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

pigeon toed

One who walks with feet pointed inward toward each other.

Damn ya cousin is pigeon toed

by Panama May 13, 2005

albino pigeon

A way to mount your partner!when the women runs at full speed and leaps high into the air and grabs her two legs and holds them to make V and aims to land on the mans penis wile he lays on the bed.WARNING may result in injury or loss of life due to bent dick or internal bleeding

albino pigeon is a way to mount your partner before engaging in intercourse

by potency April 15, 2009

stool pigeon

A person who can be otherwise known as a Rat, Nark, or Tattle Tail. He/She suffer's the unfortunate proclivity towards debasing him/herself by engaging in sociatal suicide.

by Mathew Cunningham August 2, 2003