Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.

do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.

by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019

balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls May 7, 2018

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015

Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.

Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet

by RicePudding May 20, 2016