pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010

Pecker Head

A Pecker Head is pretty much referring to a dick head but sounds much funnier.

Another Definition might be "Pecker Sucker" which reffers to a Dick Sucker.

Guy 1: Dude that guy at the club last night was such a pecker head!

Guy 2: Why is he a pecker head?

Guy 1: Because he stole my date, that pecker sucker...

Guy 2: Wow he sounds like a real pecker head.

by Retwiler January 1, 2010

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 4, 2004

pecker slut

A guy that tries to screw every girl he sees, even if their ugly.

"Dude, your such a pecker slut, I can't believe you banged that whale!"

by EricDude November 17, 2007

pecker checker

To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.

That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.

by Mitch October 28, 2003

pecker brain

Someone who has the brain of a pecker (a small bird);a punk kid who isn't smart.

Example A:Stop being a pecker brain and think before you do something stupid!

Example B: Your little brother is a pecker brain,he has the brain of a bird!

by maclean II August 19, 2007