mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.

by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.

JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.

by Jbrym May 9, 2008

orphanated

the way of feeling orphaned by something, a death, a loss or just choosing it. being left with no one by something bad happen for you to be become an orphan, you were orphanated by that occurrence.

my parents died, so now that has left me orphanated and alone.

by caustoa August 8, 2023

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

Orphanized

To have your parents taken or abandoned at a young age

I was ophanized at the age of 4
All the greatest superheroes were orphanized, like Batman and Superman

by KNG-H0B0 July 4, 2022