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owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.

OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!

by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018

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hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

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Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

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flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.

"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"

by Kinkydinkysprinky June 7, 2018

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Suck my ass

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.

L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass

by 398281007 June 13, 2016

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