Jo: So after prom what did you do?
Jacob: Oh you know I smashed, like usual...
Jo:Like usual?
Jacob: Ya you know I get Hella girls.
Jo: So whats her name?
Jacob: Oh I cant tell you.
Jo: Why?
Jacob: Because she was a girl I should not have smashed, she was my friends girlfriend
Jo:Oh, that's cold
Jacob:Ya I know but I still got some pussy though!!
Jo: You are a fuck boy
Jacob: So....
Jo:Exactly
Jacob: Oh you know I smashed, like usual...
Jo:Like usual?
Jacob: Ya you know I get Hella girls.
Jo: So whats her name?
Jacob: Oh I cant tell you.
Jo: Why?
Jacob: Because she was a girl I should not have smashed, she was my friends girlfriend
Jo:Oh, that's cold
Jacob:Ya I know but I still got some pussy though!!
Jo: You are a fuck boy
Jacob: So....
Jo:Exactly
by R.K.F. May 23, 2016

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

by Vortrex January 25, 2019

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"
1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D
2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D
2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*
by NickSter March 29, 2004

by Young Blood Cardiff Central April 6, 2013
