Offendophilia

The feeling of esteem when one gets offended.

That person has offendophilia, they enjoy getting offended, they even seek out to get offended.

by Spit799 November 19, 2023

OffendingEverybody

A YouTuber who makes views by making the videos we all want, although we all know he is still holding back.

His videos have a bit of NSFW content, like banging girls or mentioning “Eventually someone’s going to ask to pork that kid”.

It is really funny, but he will eventually get banned and controversial.

There’s only so many times you can touch YouTube in the ass , and he is already doing a good job;

-How to ruin Thanksgiving,

-How To Bang your high school Teacher,
-7 Stages of Puberty

(He said that once your in puberty if you don’t shower your balls are going to open like “opening a can of weed” in the middle of the class, and the teacher was staring at him in the video)

No hate intended, I love his videos haha. I’m just explaining it a lil bit

Joey: Aberham, why do you watch that YouTuber?

Aberham: I just like watching him stroke peanut butter on his gibbly gobler and making his dog horny as fuck while stroking himself in the YouTube video.

Teacher: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING?! YOUTUBE ALLOWS PORN?!?!?!?!

Sandy: WAIT WHAT?!?!

Aberham: NOOO…No, No! It isn’t what you think it is-!!!!!

Teacher: YOUR GOING TO BE SUSPENDED!

Sandy: We are breaking up. I never knew you watched so much messed up stuff.

Leon the Child Porker: It’s okay buddy, we homies stick together. Be a homie and subscribe to that funny man.

Joey: I love OffendingEverybody, he does all the work of pissing people off. Too bad he gets all the cake-

Fatty: Since it’s a piece of cake!

Everyone: GO TOUCH SOME GRASS, HUMPTY. DUMPTY!!!!!

(The story is fake my man)

by Sacrifice2DaLord😏 February 26, 2024

Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024

offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

Offered

I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.

Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain

That girl is such a nose offender.

by hkz2345 November 17, 2015