Ol' Faithful

A verb which describes a person that farts with a perspireing anus and sprays ass juice on his or her unexpected victim’s face.

"Dude, Payton ol' faithfuled me while I was sitting on the bench in the locker room today."

"My boyfriend gave me an ol' faithful last night while I was lick'n his balls...still can't get the smell out of my hair."

"Shut up!...or I'll ol' faithful you!"

by Payton, Zeek September 28, 2008

Ol’ reliable

Ah an ol’ reliable; the name originates from a classic episode of Spongebob. A name given to a system created by mischievous teenagers in which person #1 tells their parents they are sleeping at person #2’s house, while person #2 tells their parents they are staying at person #1’s house(not limited to only two people). By night, shenanigans will occur. Usually they will end up sleeping inside a car in a Starbucks parking lot after blazin hard.

Yo Wanna pull an ol’ reliable tonight? I’m feeling some parties n shi for shits and giggles.

by Hoodlumz October 8, 2018

'ol doll

Somebody's former partner

your 'ol doll looks like a dogs behind

by morgs & mitch July 8, 2006

ol doans

a goofy old dude...or any old dude at that..

aye bro...remember the time ol doans feel out tha tree...ahahaha..goofy ol jóts

by woodehz October 3, 2007

Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 9, 2009

Ol Dot

also known as a dorris, mum, mom, an Ol dot is just a cool name for your mum or any mum

cant wait, my ol dot is cookin a roast tonight yum yum.

hey paul you coming out tonight?
na me ol dot said ive got to stay in :(

nice weed buh yeah me ol dot got it for me

by dave davids February 5, 2010