Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017
Get the Pretzel holemug. by majortator November 7, 2014
Get the pretzel dickingmug. When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019
Get the Pretzel doggedmug. When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
by Troll account March 15, 2019
Get the sleeping pretzelmug. When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds
by PretzelBud August 7, 2021
Get the Pretzel Budsmug. When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022
Get the pretzel brainmug. a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
by Jesus June 6, 2003
Get the salty pretzelmug.