bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006

Late-Seats

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.

We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!

by GermanGirl1226 December 22, 2008

The Hot Seat

The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.

I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.

by Bearsh January 6, 2017

seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.

My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.

by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013

Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018