hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity September 5, 2015

Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.

"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"

by Partyjamo November 1, 2011

hobo juice

Puddles of disease-ridden and stinky body fluids left behind by homeless people.

The puddles could be anywhere, but are most often encountered on public transit systems.

The "juice" is an unknown mixture of any of the following: urine, diarrhea, rancid sweat, dirt, crabs, lice, blood from open sores.

Dude: I barely made my BART train and there was only one seat left. Always check the seat before you sit down. I sat on the damn spongy seat in a big warm puddle of hobo juice.

Dude 2: Damn dude, that's hella nasty. I'd check with the doctor to make sure you're not infected.

Dude: Yeah, I had to go home and shower. I wasn't going to go to the party smelling like hobo juice cologne.

by Behnam December 9, 2008

........Like a Hobo!

The Opposite term of "Like a Boss" Since Like a boss is too mainstream. Like a Hobo is a reference to Hobo's all around the World! In the corner of your street. DownTown. This term/phrase was made in the Bay Area by a local.. from Daly City.

I ask for money........Like a Hobo!
Brush my teeth........Like a Hobo!
Smell............Like a Hobo!
Ask for money........Like a Hobo!

by Age squint-hero June 18, 2011

littlest hobo

Canadian Television show.The best Television show ever.

It was about a dog who went around helping people. It also had the best theme song ever.

"Theres a voice that keeps on calling me,
Down the road is where I'll always be,
Every stop i make,
I make a new friend,
Cant stay for long just turn around
and I'm Gone again"

Lassie is the Littlest Hobos bitch.

by hoboman February 13, 2004

hobo breath

Breath that smells like alcohol and cigarettes.

After a long night of drinking and smoking, Brent had pretty bad hobo breath.

by Blackass O'Honkeystab September 29, 2006

hobo nest

a place where hobo's chill, like under a bridge or highway.

ah man! i just saw a huge hobo nest back there!

by meeepit June 10, 2005