New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

New Year 2023

It has happened!

Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!

by Fire Axus December 31, 2022

New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.

-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.

by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

Christmas and New Year's

Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.

Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"

Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"

by cypressjim February 4, 2010