neasan

Neasan is usually one of the funniest problems u could meet always has something to say and usually is disliked by one person if you have a friend like neasan your in for the ride of your life

Neasan what a guy

by Jimmy me to June 15, 2017

Nasal Ninjas

People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed

John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...

Marc : fucking nasal ninjas

by mrweed420 December 27, 2009

Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D

50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...

by Chlo' November 22, 2010

Nasal vestibule

The space where safe nose-picking occurs.

Scotty, "Did you hear about Dave?"

Corey, "Yeah man, he was digging for gold past the nasal vestibule and gave himself a bloody nose."

by Tica19 April 30, 2011

nasal blasm

A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.

Bob- "Hey, Bill"

Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"

Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."

by LMichelle January 3, 2013

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning

At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!

by Tortillera September 30, 2013