quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

Nutstache

Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.

Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.

by Tylercreater December 14, 2019

nutsack

An expression of annoyance or pain. a scrotum

Nutsack! whyd u hit me with that?

by pervertedperson March 30, 2009

Holy Nutsack

The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.

Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?

by Tyler November 19, 2004

nut sac

A fucking idiot. See idiot, fucktard

John Kerry was and will always be a nut sac for his betrayal of the United States during the Vietnam War.

by milf_hunter666 November 14, 2005

nutsecks

When a 1337 n00b slayer drops his nuts in a girls vage

omg that was 1337 nutsecks

by Mass/Dan/Stef April 4, 2008

nutsack

when you mess up you scream nutsack

Courtney: Dude I lost your wallet.
Rachel: Oh NUTSACK.

by Imfat.ha June 4, 2010